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Uni Life Chapter 50

Yo yo! I'm back! Just finish my last paper yesterday. As for the last Uni Life Chapter, number 50, I will release some of my collections XD Please note that these pictures are rare and hard to get LOL.. I want to apologize to my friends whose pictures are here, if you feel uncomfortable about this. Please feel free to let me know ^^

Rempit In Cyber Cafe?

Uni Life Chapter 49

LOL! After DotA-ing in cybercafe I saw this fellow.. Sorry for the low quality picture. So for those who didn't get it. He was wearing his motorbike helmet while playing in cybercafe.

No More Parking Lah!

Uni Life Chapter 48

Lunch time! Who driving? Everybody shake their heads.. Why? Don't want drive cause don't want waste petrol? No no no.. Wrong wrong.. Don't want to drive cause later come back no parking space =.=" LOL

Our honourable friend. Drove his adorable friends. Came back so miserable. Cause have to park on the horrible grass. XD

Impatient Students Using The Elevator

Uni Life Chapter 47

Have you ever tried to find out how does it looks like to force open an elevator when it is moving?

Energetic students use stairs. Lazy students use elevator. Impatient students use elevator and open the elevator door themselves =.="

Its just one floor and they couldn't wait. Force open the doors and you can see some electronic parts. Hold it much longer and you will hear the alarm ring.

Still don't want to let go? Mr Azlan (head of security) or Mr Zainal (neck of security) will come and clamp your leg. Pay RM50.00 to un-clamp XD

How Do You Test Engineering Students' Alertness?

Uni Life Chapter 46

An easy test done by Engineering students on Engineering students in Nottingham. Nottingham students only good in studies? True? False? Lets test them and see how good they are at small matters such as signing the attendance sheet.

We gathered a group of six students. Signing the attendance sheet with the signature and ID number at the wrong column (inverted).

Looks like they are smart after all. LOL Or.. It could be that the seventh person who signed the attendance sheet is smart. And the others just followed XD

Conclusion.. We made a fool out of ourselves =.=" They must be thinking those first six students must be very dumb to signed it wrongly! LOL

Nottingham's Most Talented Peeper

Uni Life Chapter 45

What on Earth is he doing? The peeper is a guy.. Definitely a guy.. The victim is also a guy.. Definitely a guy.. Don't believe? See his legs.. So..

Equation of the day

Guy + Guy = Gay

Just change the 'u' to 'a'. Very easy to remember XD

University of Nottingham+Engineering = Stress = Suicide

Uni Life Chapter 44

Seriously.. Anyone who wants to study Engineering and don't want your life span to be shorten. Please don't come Nottingham to study XD No further comments... LOL

Creativity At The Wrong Place

Uni Life Chapter 43

Recently University of Nottingham Music Society organised a Music Talent Quest. And here are the finalists..

I tell you.. Nottingham students are really creative. I'm not talking about the finalists LOL

I'm talking about those students who did this XD

And this..

From here you think she is wearing glasses right?

Well.. She is actually wearing glasses.. They just decided to make it bigger and more shinny!!

May be those who did this are those who didn't manage to show their creativity in the talent quest. So, they decided to show it here HAHA!!

Please Tell Me What He Is Doing!

Uni Life Chapter 42

The above picture is a partial picture of my friend's t-shirt. When Study Ass saw this design, he laughed and ask what is the person in the t-shirt design doing. LOL He got a point there. I hope you guys are able to figure out what that fellow is doing XD

Reasons Why You Should Park Your Car Properly - Part 3

Uni Life Chapter 41

As I promised, I will tell about the piece of paper on the windscreen of the Proton Wira. At first when I saw the paper, I thought that fellow sure 'kena' flame already LOL Cause got one time someone park at the entrance of the turning, blocking everyone from turning. So the students all wrote alot of bad stuffs on the papers and stick it on the person's car XD

I didn't bother to pull out the paper and take a picture of it. But I manage to peep and see what was written on the paper :D

It was written.. "Please contact me about your car" LOL? I thought what happen.. Someone want to give a long lecture to this fellow driver here on how to park his car? Or may be want bash him up XD

Actually the Proton Wira 'kena langgar' (got knocked) =.=" So.. To all drivers please park your car carefully or you will see papers on your windscreen. But sometimes also no paper.. This is what they call 'hit and run' XD

Part 1
Part 2

Reasons Why You Should Park Your Car Properly - Part 2

Uni Life Chapter 40

Continuation from Part 1. Guess what.. After a few minutes, a Mercedes-Benz tried to squeeze in the parking lot =.=" Don't know how the driver did it.. Trying to be in the box and at the same time trying to avoid contact with the Proton Wira.

But still very close.. Not scare scratched ar? Benz wor.. XD Later people open door.. Bang! Paint come out.. $$ come out.. then tears also come out LOL

The driver of the Mercedes-Benz is very considerate. Thinking about others, trying not taking up the next parking lot. But the driver of the Myvi here, decided to grab whats available LOL

Better take up some parking spaces than to have scratches right? :D Truly Malaysian!

So, the reason why you should park your car properly. Cause.. It will decrease the available parking lots!! We must be more considerate of others. Don't take two parking lots with one car. Even though you did not take up two lots but crossed the line a little, it will cause the next car to park further and further away after each car. The Myvi is just only a car away from the un-properly parked car, and it is taking too much space of the next lot. XD


Part 1

Reasons Why You Should Park Your Car Properly - Part 1

Uni Life Chapter 39

Have you ever thought why you should park your car properly? And why yellow lined boxes were drawn? Oh well.. in Malaysia, we were taught to park in the box during the driving exams but not after the exams XD Malaysia boleh! Malaysian boleh free style parking! LOL

Okok.. Back to the point..

See the white paper on the windscreen? I will tell you about it in Part 3 XD

For these pictures.. It could be any reason as these pictures are just like starters or you could call it introduction. So, stay tune for Part 2 ^^

My Friend Said He Found Osama In Uni

Uni Life Chapter 38

LOL! Osama? Or Obama? Confirm not my mama XD I was eating with my friend and he said.. "I think I saw Osama". I said, "Can't be what.. Our Uni got nothing for him to bomb la". He replied, "Really la.. See see..". And I said, "Ooo.. That's his brother la!". LOL!!!~

Well, whether you think he looks like Osama a not. I think he is a good candidate for the Osama Look Alike Contest. XD

Credits to S. A. X. for his picture

Myvi, Myvi and Myvi

Uni Life Chapter 37

What a view! Hmm.. Perodua Myvi is becoming more and more common nowadays. Maybe I should send this picture to TheStar :D Try and see whether can get RM50 a not LOL..

Note for Sebastian S. A. X. : Wonder no more.. Thats your car in the middle =.="

Additional note: S. A. X. is not equals to SEX although it sounds the same. That's the short form for his Chinese name =.="

Signs of Gayness In Class

Uni Life Chapter 36

Picture below shows a couple holding hands. Romantic right?

Both of them are males XD No comment :D

Lacking of females in engineering classes do play as an important factor.

"It feels so nice grabbing his ass!!~ Woo~" =.='

How To Eat Burgers The 'Study Ass' Way

Uni Life Chapter 35

This is how my friend, Study Ass eats his burger.

First - Remove top layer (bun)
Second - Put some French Fries on top of the meat
Third - Press some chili sauce on it
Fourth - Place back the top layer (bun)
Fifth - EAT IT THE STUDY ASS WAY!!

Woan Wei Singing All The Way

Uni Life Chapter 34

Its already Thursday and I'm posting Tuesday's pictures XD Many thanks to assignments and test. Okok. Thats Woan Wei singing in Student Association Bulding (SA). Didn't quite catch what she was singing though =P But anyway, it was good. Most of us spent RM1.00 for voting. For more pictures of Woan Wei. Please contact Sun Pei. LOL

Credits to Ah Chan for his N79's camera.

This Is What We Call Multitasking Part 3

Uni Life Chapter 33

Part 3 has been released! LOL! Part 3 is not much of multitasking. As you can see, no time for lunch till he have to sit right outside of the block where the class is situated just to eat his lunch. Can't possibly eat lunch in class right? Too obvious~ So that's why cant multitask XD

Check out Part 1 and Part 2 here ^^

Part 1
Part 2

This Is What We Call Multitasking Part 2

Uni Life Chapter 32

Okok. Lets see what we have here :D Part 1 was reading newspaper right? Now for Part 2.. Eating bread!! This shows how busy we are XD No time for news. And no time for food!! Have to eat and listen to lectures in class. Eating breakfast in class, that's for Part 2. Stay tune for Part 3 ^^

Check out Part 1 ^^
Part 1

Best Wishes To Woan Wei, Our DotA Kaki

Uni Life Chapter 31

This is dedicated to our DotA kaki, Woan Wei. She got audition at Student Association Building (S.A.) on Tuesday at 1pm to 2pm. She is calling everyone to support her. So for those who know her please do support her. If she win first place.. Woan Wei! You better buy us lunch LOL

Woan Wei
she say hey
can you come all the way
to S.A.
on Tuesday
I told her she is crazy
cause I'm very busy
and lazy
I call her ask Kowei
but most likely he will say
what he always say
'You DAMN STUPID ar I tell you'
then she say
she got audition on that day
so I say okay
I hope she don't sing all the way
to Mumbay
and make the audience feel so gay
by the way
she say I need to pay
to vote her to the first place
well.. since she is Woan Wei
and not Kowei
I think I will turn up on that day
All the best to Woan Wei

Written by Jonnwk (HappyMooMoo)